Words don't adequately describe

How incredibly wrong this is.

Funny? Incredibly.
But wrong, wrong, wrong.

This is probably NSFW. (no volume, but lots of dirty text.)

Ahh, The Onion

No other media outlet consistently gets it right like The Onion (except maybe The Daily Show/Colbert Report juggernaut).
Yet another case in point...

It's funny because this was a topic of discussion Friday night in NYC, how pretentious the reviewers are at Pitchfork.

Oh man...

Apple just dropped the price of the iPhone to $399.
(I've just used krazy glue to glue me to my chair. And my chair to the
floor.)

(I know - I'm waiting for 3G. Maybe get the AT&T Tilt when it comes out
next month. But the iPhone sure is purty.)

Oh man...

Apple just dropped the price of the iPhone to $399.
(I've just used krazy glue to glue me to my chair. And my chair to the
floor.)

(I know - I'm waiting for 3G. Maybe get the AT&T Tilt when it comes out
next month. But the iPhone sure is purty.)