14 October 2005

I know he's insane

I was watching about 45 seconds of the Danny Bonaduce show on VH1 last night. Now I know he's batshit insane. He's totally abusing steroids and who knows what else.
But as I watched him dump out some fruit juice to make room in the bottle for booze on the curb outside the liquor store, I couldn't help but think, "Man - look at the guns on that guy."
Sure - he's less chemically stable than nitro gliycerin, but he's got fantastic abs.

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