If Larry King wrote my blog...

I don't know what antioxidants do for me, but if they're in 4C Iced Green Tea Mix, I'm for 'em... The last two books I read were both by Sarah Vowell... Does anyone else think that Goblet of Fire will be impossible to fit into a feature film, and the Order of the Phoenix is even harder? ... Is Little Debbie eligible for canonization? ... Did the next Governor of New Jersey really not know the legal drinking age in his home state? ... What's with all the bullshits on cable TV these days? ... And how did Julia Roberts get away with "blowjobs" in Erin Brockovich on TNT? At 9:30 PM!? ... Buy Ginsana. Goodnight.