With a name like Xylitol, it has to be good!

So I'm trying "Watermelon Twist Trident, with Xylitol". I have no idea what possessed me to purchase this package of gum. It certainly wasn't hope. Maybe I was inspired by Owen Wilson and thought this would do the trick.
It is awful.
Shockingly disgusting.
I believe the "Twist" is that the fine people at Cadbury Adams drag each piece of faux-watermelon across the floor of a porn shop several times before packaging. The Xylitol is supposed to help fight cavities, but I'm certain it was initially a spermicide.

And I've just gotten to the aftertaste. It's truly dreadful, possibly worse than the initial burst of "flavor".

God - I need a beer right now.

With a name like Xylitol, it has to be good!

So I'm trying "Watermelon Twist Trident, with Xylitol". I have no idea what possessed me to purchase this package of gum. It certainly wasn't hope. Maybe I was inspired by Owen Wilson and thought this would do the trick.
It is awful.
Shockingly disgusting.
I believe the "Twist" is that the fine people at Cadbury Adams drag each piece of faux-watermelon across the floor of a porn shop several times before packaging. The Xylitol is supposed to help fight cavities, but I'm certain it was initially a spermicide.

And I've just gotten to the aftertaste. It's truly dreadful, possibly worse than the initial burst of "flavor".

God - I need a beer right now.

Who doesn't want to party with this guy?

It makes me think I should start drinking Killian's.

Who doesn't want to party with this guy?

It makes me think I should start drinking Killian's.

Trotsky's a hero!!

Well, at least to the vermin of Denville.



There should be something more to this, but there isn't. Sorry my heroics aren't flashier...

Trotsky's a hero!!

Well, at least to the vermin of Denville.



There should be something more to this, but there isn't. Sorry my heroics aren't flashier...

For <lj user="xtingu"> and <lj user="jeremym"> sorta...

Neato blog posting that integrates two areas of interest.
Also - is anyone else on tumblr?

For xtingu and jeremym sorta...

Neato blog posting that integrates two areas of interest.
Also - is anyone else on tumblr?

A suprising bit of anger from The Onion

One of my favorite things in all the world is The Onion's "American Voices". They're usually delightful and full of witty sarcasm.
Yesterday's entry, however, features one of the more pointed, angry comments I've ever seen from them. See if you can guess which one it is! Fun!

A suprising bit of anger from The Onion

One of my favorite things in all the world is The Onion's "American Voices". They're usually delightful and full of witty sarcasm.
Yesterday's entry, however, features one of the more pointed, angry comments I've ever seen from them. See if you can guess which one it is! Fun!

An Ocean of Felines.

Alternate titles included:
Cleanest Cat Lady Ever!
I Can't Stop Laughing At This!
and
What The Fuck Is Going On In Russia?

An Ocean of Felines.

Alternate titles included:
Cleanest Cat Lady Ever!
I Can't Stop Laughing At This!
and
What The Fuck Is Going On In Russia?

Oh sure it's juvenile...

But that doesn't still make this super-dee-duper funny.

Thanks FARK.com.

Oh sure it's juvenile...

But that doesn't still make this super-dee-duper funny.

Thanks FARK.com.

NSFW (well, NSFW in Germany)

The rest of you should turn down your volume before playing. And there are some naughty words in the translation, so it's NSFW if there are other eyes on your monitor.



While I'm certain this is staged (or worse yet for my karma, that the kid has serious problems), I can pretty much guarantee that this German kid would whoop that "Kid Unwrapping The Nintendo 64 on Christmas"'s ass.
He'd melt his shit, I suspect.

NSFW (well, NSFW in Germany)

The rest of you should turn down your volume before playing. And there are some naughty words in the translation, so it's NSFW if there are other eyes on your monitor.



While I'm certain this is staged (or worse yet for my karma, that the kid has serious problems), I can pretty much guarantee that this German kid would whoop that "Kid Unwrapping The Nintendo 64 on Christmas"'s ass.
He'd melt his shit, I suspect.

This might take some time, but it's worth it.

I stumbled upon the Clio Award Winners for Print Advertisements for 2007.
I recommend them all (except for the one with kittens), but the 42 Below Vodka ads are laugh out loud funny.

This might take some time, but it's worth it.

I stumbled upon the Clio Award Winners for Print Advertisements for 2007.
I recommend them all (except for the one with kittens), but the 42 Below Vodka ads are laugh out loud funny.