Five “Web 2.0″ ways to break up with your boyfriend

Five “Web 2.0″ ways to break up with your boyfriend: "

1. add unflattering Flickr tag, ‘Fat asshole with a unibrow’


2. change Facebook status to ‘He’s literally dead to me’


3. web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: ‘193″)


4. share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends


5. decline to participate in Series B round of affection

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(Via 5ives.)