Whilst non-LJ Tom and I were driving into NYC to catch The Swell Season, we were lucky enough to sight and observe the driving habits of the New Jersey Douchebag.
He is (unsurprisingly) the one in the green Mustang convertible in the picture. I'm only disappointed it wasn't an IROC Camaro.
This guy was everything you'd hope for in a douchebag - D&G sunglasses, sleeveless t-shirt, master of riding on your back bumper. He was a dream!
As he made his way past, we saw that he was texting with the phone on his steering wheel and (AND) eating an apple. Each time he took a bite of the apple, he checked his teeth in the rearview.
I'm sure he'll make some Standard New Jersey Girl With Low Self Esteem a happy bride...
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