04 February 2005

Ann Coulter: Right Wing Sexpot, Moron

In addition to cool health care laws and a more relaxed attitude towards
marijuana, here's something else Canada has going for it: Giving Ann Coulter
the Smack Down.
Ms. Coulter is a celebrated author and political pundit. She is a fervent
supporter of the President and of his policies. She has frequently come
down hard on those people or entities who do not share her beliefs. Among
her victims is Canada, who have criticized the War in Iraq and refused to
participate in the coalition (US! And Great Britain! And, um, Poland! And
um... uh...). She recently granted an interview with Canadian
Broadcasting's Bob McKeown (a news man). Here's a fun excerpt:

Coulter: "Canada used to be one of our most loyal friends and vice-versa. I mean Canada sent troops to Vietnam - was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?"
McKeown interrupts: "Canada didn't send troops to Vietnam."
Coulter: "I don't think that's right."
McKeown: "Canada did not send troops to Vietnam."
Coulter (looking desperate): "Indochina?"
McKeown: "Uh no. Canada ...second World War of course. Korea. Yes. Vietnam No."
Coulter: "I think you're wrong."
McKeown: "No, took a pass on Vietnam."
Coulter: "I think you're wrong."
McKeown: "No, Australia was there, not Canada."
Coulter: "I think Canada sent troops."
McKeown: "No."
Coulter: "Well. I'll get back to you on that."

McKeown tags out in script:
"Coulter never got back to us -- but for the record, like Iraq, Canada sent no troops to Vietnam."

My guess is they cut out the part where she mentioned the war over Terrence and Phillip.
Hooray Canada!

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