04 June 2006

With apologies to <lj user="jeremym">

Recently, my friend posted about his hating match.com and how it's contributed to him no longer dating.
I tsk-tsk'd his position. Until this evening, when among my emails was a response to my ad on match.com. Among the thrilling three sentences (way to show you're interested! Forty three words!) from the 22 year old law student is the following gem, "You look like my Poly Sci professor in undergrad."
Since reading that line, I've had two more beers, and tried to talk myself off the ledge. (Mostly because I live in a 2 story house, so jumping off the ledge would do little more than destroy a hedge or a flower bush)

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